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Videogum brings you the 13 cutest animals of 2009. This is my [...]
Entries from December 2009
December 22, 2009
What’s Happening on the Internet Today
December 19, 2009
Movie Review: Avatar (Hint: It Is The MOST AMAZING MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE)
Where to begin?
When I first saw a preview for this movie, I couldn’t believe there was hype for it. I really thought it looked dumb.
I changed my tune the minute I heard it was 3D. Isn’t it funny how you sort of pick things up from the ether sometimes? [...]
December 10, 2009
Movie Review: The Ugly Truth (Hint: Take Out Your Eyeballs Instead)
Each moment – each single scene, sentence, glance, everything about this movie – was so stupendously bad that I want to be recompensated for it in some way. I want Sony Pictures to reimburse my life by 96 minutes. I think Sony should cover the costs of cryogenically freezing my body until reanimation becomes scientifically feasible, and then bring me back to life for 96 minutes so I can watch one other movie – any other movie – before sending me back to hell, which will probably be just one enormous multiplex theatre playing The Ugly Truth in every single cinema for the rest of eternity.
